Having a High Cool Stuff:Armor Ratio

Attempting to Poll a Whither / Having a High Cool Stuff:Armor Ratio / Underpaying Your Railway Workers

Summary
Having a High Cool Stuff:Armor Ratio is the 9th way to die in 50 Ways to Die in Minecraft - Part 1. Cast: Jerkwad, The Assassin Location: Jerkwad's Lair

Transcript
''{Jerkwad is in his layer holding a diamond. The Assassin kills him from behind. Diamonds, gold, and emeralds drop from his inventory.}''